Brain warp - Edward Smith

[Verses are played with a very fuzzy bass]
[Chorus harder and more direct]
[I'll put the cords in later]

Fanny has a mind warp
Fanny needs a brain scan
or Fanny's mind's gonna crash into
a hole of high depravity

Fanny's hardly much of female femininity
masculine masquerade with her mental behaviour
Poor old Fanny
Poor old petty pious virgin

[Chorus]
Oh Fanny! Bright as the brown sun
who else could discover personal inversion
who else could have such a warped wit
treating friends as foe, accepting those unknown

Individual Fanny standing all alone
far too good for mere mortal peers
who else could stand ahead and look behind
to tell those ignorant that their rights are unknown

Fanny, oh for a slice of your grey matter
if only I could say such intelligent chatter
with yours I too would be enabled
to display my idiocy fully tabled

[Chorus]
Oh Fanny! Your mind warp, it's going!
The impurities passing, brain waves clearing
Do I see the perfect pattern?
Oh no, poor Fanny, it now has cleared

A perfect pattern of a masterful mind

Clear

Nothing